No Need for Pepper Spray

The safest way for a young woman to travel alone, is for her to have a Starbuck's Caramel Brulee Frap in hand. This distracts from her personal appearance and vulnerability. Sinister plans are disarmed. Potential interest and affection transferred. Admiration shifted. True love defined.
The crowd silently parts-- all eyes fixed on the coveted beverage. Calmly and gently remind stalkers and those who may approach you, where the nearest Starbucks is.

I'm not just kidding with you. As I write this, the Continental Express check-in person is staring at me my Caramel Brulee. This is by far the most effective way to make yourself invisible.

 

9 Reflections:

Esther Zimmerman said...

Where is the "like" button?! =D

Jolynn B said...

Lol! You should so patent this as a comercial! :D

Brittney Galloway said...

haha, too funny!

Laura McCloy said...

So nice of you to link to the "nutrition"al info .

Callie Nicole said...

Ah, it's true! I stare at people who have Starbucks in their hands . . . but not at them. At the Starbucks. *sigh*

Fair Maiden said...

That's a great idea! Even though I myself have never had a Starbucks beverage, I still look at people who are having them. :)

LeAnna said...

Crack me up! But oh goodness, so true. I can't tell you how many times I've eyeballed someone's beverage rather than the individual themselves! I tried the caramel brulee latte but wasn't impressed, I may have to give the frap a try next!

Anonymous said...

lol... nice.

~Anonymous in name only who happens to be in TX now....

Melinda said...

that is great! You're hilarious, Kaylene. You should make a commercial. ;)




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