The safest way for a young woman to travel alone, is for her to have a Starbuck's Caramel Brulee Frap in hand. This distracts from her personal appearance and vulnerability. Sinister plans are disarmed. Potential interest and affection transferred. Admiration shifted. True love defined.The crowd silently parts-- all eyes fixed on the coveted beverage. Calmly and gently remind stalkers and those who may approach you, where the nearest Starbucks is.
I'm not just kidding with you. As I write this, the Continental Express check-in person is staring atme my Caramel Brulee. This is by far the most effective way to make yourself invisible.
I'm not just kidding with you. As I write this, the Continental Express check-in person is staring at
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Where is the "like" button?! =D
Lol! You should so patent this as a comercial! :D
haha, too funny!
So nice of you to link to the "nutrition"al info .
Ah, it's true! I stare at people who have Starbucks in their hands . . . but not at them. At the Starbucks. *sigh*
That's a great idea! Even though I myself have never had a Starbucks beverage, I still look at people who are having them. :)
Crack me up! But oh goodness, so true. I can't tell you how many times I've eyeballed someone's beverage rather than the individual themselves! I tried the caramel brulee latte but wasn't impressed, I may have to give the frap a try next!
lol... nice.
~Anonymous in name only who happens to be in TX now....
that is great! You're hilarious, Kaylene. You should make a commercial. ;)
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